Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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