White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I am one with the molecules
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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