Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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