new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Ketchup is God's man juice
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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