I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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