you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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