I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you would pick up someone in the library
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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