i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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