glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
what day is it and did you see me today?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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