Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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