I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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