dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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