I'm really into asian looking animals
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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