Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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