Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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