Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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