my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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