He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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