12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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