I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
she peed on how many people?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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