im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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