is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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