id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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