hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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