I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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