You really coming over, don't trick.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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