This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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