One girl and one boy is just not enough.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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