why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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