I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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