Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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