you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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