Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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