I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.