I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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