I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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