i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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