Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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