I never want to see another naked old woman again.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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