Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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