In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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