is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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