hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
false alarm, still single
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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