Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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