with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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