I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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