Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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