whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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