If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Someone shattered a urinal.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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