Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
