Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I would ride that face into the sunset
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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