she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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